Meet the Captain Vegan Team — a crime-fighting, smoothie-blending vegan polycule dedicated to justice, plant-based gains, and testing every scoop of protein powder we can get our super-hands on. By day, we strike heroic poses in matching green spandex to defend legumes. By night, we gather around our jar-lined lab like a protein-powered coven, rating powders with the same seriousness NASA uses to launch rockets. Are we lovers? Are we lab partners? Yes. We believe in truth, love, and 30 grams of protein per serving.